Look at them!  They are so happy, peaceful.  Someone just bought them a Coke!

Inspired by Spooner who's status read "I'd like to buy the world a Xanax", I thought wouldn't it be nice if we just mellowed the fuck out.  By 'we', I mean everyone, everywhere.

If your god is telling you to kill people, maybe give him/her a Coke and a Xanax too.

If your god is telling you that those who don't believe as you do are going to hell?  Yup, you guessed it; Coke and Xanax.

If you are happy with your god and he/she inspires you to be good to your neighbours and make the world a better place, I love both of you.

If you are happy with your god and it doesn't compel you to look down on me because we don't share the same beliefs, I love you lots. (If you're cute....well....I might even try to steal a kiss...)

If you are a Steelers fan......well I'm afraid there is just no hope for you.....Sorry!