"So what happened, Phil?" says Billy.
"Well kid, I straight out asked her....'Hey baby, you wanna?'"
She says: NO!!!
"You married?"
"NO."
"You got a boyfriend?"
"NO."
"You a lesbian?"
"NO."
"You only date black fellas?"
"NO."
"To this day, I remain baffled. Women are a wonder, I tell ya......"
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Inspired by and mostly stolen from "How I Met Your Mother"....
A strange lot, women are. No doubt.
ReplyDeleteJust makes ya say, "WTH?" Ya say all the right things and still, ya get nuttin'.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the BD present! :)