I hate gay couples.....and brussels sprouts

With the recent SCOTUS ruling on DOMA, there has been a spate of coverage in which we see gay couples getting married, and that awful visuals that accompany the stories.  Couples in love, with hope (and sometimes tears) in their eyes, hugging and kissing for all the world to see.  Some will fail of course.  But others will go on to live happy, productive, and fulfilling lives, oblivious, if not ignorant of the sensitivities of people like me.  Christ, they would be as bad as those fucking straight couples, if straight couples had any sense of style.

Yes, those people like me, where marriage has ended in death or self-destruction, sit in front of the television watching these displays of affection with our brussels sprouts.  Tiny, bitter, little cabbages........

Pro Tip:  Don't date above your class.......

Later

Deaner