Phil Grows Up

My friends.

I rarely speak to you in the first person. However, today I think it's time.  You have read some of the adventures my friend Hank and I have had.  We've had some laughs, some tears, some moments of bewilderment.  Through it all, I've learned a few things.

I've often been the one who laughs at shit that most think we shouldn't find amusing.  I've always thought we could find humour in just about anything.  I've always fancied myself to youthful of mind, although the body doesn't always follow suit.

I've always maintained the boyish belief that farts are funny.  That is until, I learned, they can  end a blowjob prematurely.

Yes.  I'm growing up.......