I walked into the bathroom tonight to find that the tissue paper I'd discarded earlier in the wastebasket had been shredded to bits all over the floor. I look behind me to find the cat has, as per usual, followed me in. I look at him and think to myself, the cat is fucking idiot. I blew my sniffles into the very same tissue he obviously tore apart with is mouth. He looked at me for a minute, then lifted his leg and started to lick his own ass.....
He wins again.
Fucker.
Later
Deaner.
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