You and Me

So. Here we are.  Just you and me.  And by you I mean me.

Everybody who is coming to the party is here.  Oh sure, I sent invitations. I just didn't use those fancy cards with the fancy lettering. Or that embossed shit.  Maybe that was it.

Oh we don't have party favours here either.  There are not gift baskets for the guests.  There are no bells.  Nor whistles at this party.  No booze. No poles for the Daddy Issues Girls to swing from.  I was about to say there weren't any clowns, but hell, look at us!  I'd laugh, but there is no point.  Only you and me would hear it.

Again, by you, I mean me.